EU To Fine Santa Claus For Blatant GDPR Infringement
Magic Leap Raises $80 Billion To Ramp Up Production Of Enticing Tease Videos
Ivanka Trump Botches Tweet-based Cross-Site Scripting Attack
Kalanick, Benchmark Place Uber Employees In Middle And Both Call To Them To Test Loyalty
Bitcoin Core Contributor Realizes Side Project Inadvertently Establishes FDIC Clone
Report: Interview Question "What happens when you visit a URL?" Phased Out After Answers Including NSA, GFW, Turkey Deemed Too Depressing
ECMA TC39 Committee Proposal For Where They Will Go Out To Lunch Reaches Stage 4
Coursera Announces Pilot Course On Pedantic Criticism Of Major JavaScript Frameworks
Twitter Takes Bite Out Of Revenue Troubles With Pay-To-Use-Previous-UI Service
Open Home Office (YC S17) Raises $7M To Bring Office Distractions To Remote Workers Nationwide
Etsy Launches Marketplace for Artisanal Machine Learning
Office Tensions At All-Time High After Engineering Team Member Switches To Mechanical Keyboard
LinkedIn Now Allows Recruiters To Send Recordings Of Unintelligible Noises And Pantomiming As Cold InMail Messages
GitHub Reminds Companies Who's In Charge By Intentionally Causing Temporary Service Outages
Software Engineer Entertains Erotic Fantasy About Rewriting Entire Codebase From Scratch
Rideshare Passengers Descend Into Awkward Silence After Driver Misses Glaringly Obvious Turn Six Blocks From Destination
Smartphone Stubbornly Clings To WiFi Signal Long After It Should Have Given Up And Switched To 4G
EXCLUSIVE: JavaScript Creator Reveals Brain Hemorrhage As Cause Of Language's Most Hated Features
Software Companies Seeing Dramatic Improvements Following Shift To Reading Chicken Entrails For Project Completion Estimates
Software Engineer Feeling Like Neanderthal After Glimpsing Colleague's Superior Development Tooling
Mozilla Announces Firefox "Shame Mode" For Engineers Wanting To Conceal Rudimentary Documentation On Their Screen
Ransomware Offers New Frontier For Excuses From Homework-Avoiding Schoolchildren
Software Engineer Should Probably Cool It With The Print Statements After Two Hours Of Getting Nowhere
Amazon Unveils Home Assistant Designed To Simulate Drive-Thru Ordering Experience
Autonomous Vehicle Engineers Struggle Against Resurgent Rubbernecking Behavior In Self-Driving Car AIs
Study: 97% Of NodeJS Projects Depend On Package Containing npm Creator's Shopping List
Snapchat Denies Allegations Suggesting Company Logo Is Silhouette Of Severed Orc Head
Man Horrified Upon Discovering Six Hour Debugging Session Caused By String Mismatch
Senators Burr, Feinstein Hopelessly Dependent On Encryption In Efforts To Pass Encryption-Destroying Law
Man Feeling Unimportant After Not Being Targeted By Google Docs Phishing Attack
Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes To Join Board Of CHEAT, A Nonprofit Intent On Eroding Ethical Norms
Amazon To Enhance S3 Management CLI With Confirmation Prompt To Check If Engineer Really Wants To Obliterate Entire S3 Service
Midsize Startup Impulsively Adopts Trendy JS Framework in Effort to Rectify Insurmountable Technical Debt
Startup Engineer Unwittingly Implements Crappier Version of Open Source Project